Pure stream-of-consciousness babbling that had us in stiches over dinner last night:
Simon: Daddy, I love you forever.
Simon: I’LL HIDE YOUR FORK!
Simon (very matter-of-factly): The crane is liftin’ it.
Simon: I like you for always.
Simon: Go Redskins!! Boo Giants!!!
It is POSSIBLE that the Redskins/Giants thing was reversed, because he likes to be contrary to get a reaction. But it is going down in the official record book as above.